An Award?

I'm now going to become a stat-whoreing asshole, just a warning.

Another sex/dating blogger http://startpeaking.tumblr.com/ gave me an award. 

I don't know what it means or what i'm supposed to do with it, but now i'm feeling very self-conscious about the shit I put up here. 

Someone puts a foil star sticker on my forehead and now I have to maintain some sort of standard to prove I deserve the fucking foil star?! The real problem with this bullshit is it totally made my day, so i'll play along.

Elle is a sexual predator across the pond who has been posting fantastic stories http://ldncitygirl.blogspot.com/ of her conquests and adventures. (and got me hooked on twitter - she's @ldn_citygirl)

She totally deserves this, whatever it is.

May this mess with her as much as it did with me!